Confessions of a Real Life Mommy #1, 2, 3, & 4

#1. I have stepped on dry cereal and kept walking, never once thinking twice about it.

#2. When we move the couch, we find enough toys to fill a toybox. So, we just try to not move the couch but twice a year.

#3. Instead of sorting and matching socks, I throw them in a bag. There are about four in my bedroom right now (bags, not socks). They get sorted about as often as the couch gets moved.

#4. I have "accidentally" swept up small and annoying toys left on the floor just to be able to not deal with them anymore.

4 comments:

-T- said...

LMAO! That's the reason we do move our couch so much! ....and we have the "sock basket".... :)

April said...

Hehehe!! I move the couch at least once a week. I'm a little ocd that way! I can so relate to vaccuuming the annoying toys. Been there, done that!

Shaina N said...

I have a sock basket too!

Glad you liked my post! I've not tried it, but from what I've read, you can mix like a cup of vinegar (see, I told you it was all purpose) to a half a cup of oil (I think mineral oil might work well) and then scrub it on and buff it off. That kind of seems like it would be slippery to me, so you might have to experiment with it in a small location or something. We, unfortunately, don't have hardwood! One of our first "fixes" in our house is going to be ripping up the carpet and putting in hardwood!

The Porn Widow said...

I am guilty of all of those! Except the socks thing. I gave up and just bought everyone only white socks. Now they all match! Funny funny stuff!