The other day, we were
We had just gone through the pool toy area, so we were standing in an aisle with the kids, trying to get them to put the things in the cart, stop hitting each other with the noodles, etc.
This man with his cart came towards us and I was trying to get Isa to move so he could get through while also trying to make sure that if he passed us, he wouldn't get assulted with any inflatable or foam items.
However, the 1.49 minutes that I was trying to get our family of four out of his way was obviously too long and too much of an inconvenience.
How do we know?
The foul words under his breath, the very audible shout of "Just MOVE!" and the crash of his cart being abused in his anger was the most obvious way.
Obviously, the five feet out of the way that we made him go, in addition to the nearly 2 minutes that he wasted, was painful for him. I guess we ruined his day, or something.
Either way, we have made non-stop jokes by yelling, "Just MOVE!" at each other whenever applicable.
And, we didn't even correct Isa at Menards after the fact when she twirled her finger around her ear and called him "loco"....
3 comments:
Amazes me how you can make a jerk hilarious. I wish he was noodled. Love the loco!
Ha-ha!! That's what I like to call, 'Fun With Douche-bags!'
Next time you can follow him and make him stand there as each one of you give him a nice long-winded apology complete with explanations of why each one of you are sorry for taking up his time and not moving faster to get out of his way. Gives him guilt (maybe) and takes up even MORE of his time. tee hee.
Something similar to us happened. It was right after I had Jelly so I was still super sore and we had to go shopping. We were checking out prices on a food isle and this woman just bulldozes her way past as we try to make room. She even ran into me, and mumbled something really rude underneath her breath.
We later ended up passing her by and standing in line at the check out three people ahead of her. And get this, it was at Wal-Mart.
I don't get why people are always rushing, it's not a race, you don't get timed to see how fast you can find a can of beans, it's just shopping.
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